What’s wrong with being naked?

I came here that way.  What feels better than no clothes? I haven’t found it yet.  Floral button-up shirts are pretty awesome. I have a couple rompers I like to wear.  I don’t know.  I just came back from a 3-day hippie convention basically, so that might be it.  I was trying to act genuinely disgusted by everyone’s lack of inhibition that allowed them to wear such skimpy, torn clothing and walking in mud barefoot at a fairground (which, really some people did freak me out) but deep down, I mean deep deep down beneath my rainboots and socks and denim pants and bathing suit bottoms and plaid mini-dress, I was like, totally buttnaked the whole time.  Yeaah.